A two-year-old walked up to me at church and said, "But WHY can't I put my head in the potty?"
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My Mom is in the hospital, and I'm scared.
You're thinking of that Irish blessing.
Welcome back sir!
Thank you Lauritzen Gardens team for creating such a beautiful space and for a wonderful morning.
Happy Mother's Day Mom!
Dog pile!
M R ducks.
Dr. Petzar's Mom was sent to camp when she was little to learn to overcome being left-handed.
Best Sunday School kids’ book title
I was driving home for lunch from Companion Animal Veterinary Hospital on April 20, 1999 when ambulances and fire trucks and police cars passed me with their sirens on.
Amanda assumed Ebony had been taken to heaven, and we had all been Left Behind.
We found the same back exit the band was using, and I was in tunnel-vision get-me-out-of-this-crowd mode.
2 eggs + 1 banana = banana pancake batter.
Megan named them all Ryan.
Amanda: Mom, vampires don’t sparkle.
I suspect if the authors had a less exciting subject than the world's most diabolical virus, they could still create an amazing book.
Abby asked if we could plant thyme so she could rub it on her hands and say she has too much thyme on her hands.
Meeting the elephants was as great as I hoped it would be.
I have written more letters to Swaziland than to any country on earth.