All the experts are saying not to kiss pets, and I am over here saying, “Aw, you have ringworm! Poor baby! Let me kiss your head!”
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Cat meowed that she had no questions.
Kelly and I let Loud Cat out to play again. We told him that he could go into any room but surgery, and he ran into the surgery suite.
Loud Cat is boarding with us. Kelly let him out to play, and he jumped onto the counter and took a drink of my coffee.
Shonda: Can you confirm no growth on this fungal culture?
How to be a team player, kindergarten version...
One post-operative puppy vomited a leaf, and another vomited a price tag.
What is her normal food? Did she eat anything unusual? Does she get into the trash? Does she chew things she shouldn’t?
Overheard at work, a loud crash followed by, “That is why we can’t have nice things!”
Some days if you sit on the floor with a big nervous dog, it is calming for them.
Sometimes the mortality and morbidity inherent in our veterinary career needs to be balanced with a positive outlook, and sometimes getting through the day takes a little bit more.
Henceforth, I am only going into exam rooms where a person shouts, “Hello sweet lady!” when I walk in.
Becky and I were scheduled to see a cat for a sin problem.
A client brought her dog in to have his anal glands expressed. She said, "Thanks for squeezing us in," and I started giggling.
The very first piece I submitted for the journal opened with a dragon, and they kept me, so I think that is a good sign.
This was an early morning email from one of my favorite clients.
Hannah Rose is my favorite cat.
"Oh! I forgot to tell your assistant that my dog senses sexual tension!"
When I step forward to hear your radio better, it makes a weird static sound.